Name brand

Silly former city slicker that I am, I thought that the Tractor Supply Store sold, um, supplies for tractors.  The non-ambiguous name along with a parking lot full of John Deere gear helped fool me.  Turns out they're hiding all kinds of fun stuff inside including live bunnies, designer farm gloves, and, I am not making this up, "Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Junk".  The packaging cites "Grandpa's" wisdom:

If ya got dry lips
put chicken poop on 'em
so you won't lick 'em

They claim no actual chicken poop was harmed in the making of this folksy chapstick. I guess it's possible; it's just a name, after all.